♦ America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer.
♦ It’s hard to believe America was founded to avoid high taxation.
♦ Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole.
♦ The fourth of July, 1776 – that’s when we declared our freedom from unfair British taxation. Then, in 1777, we started our own system of unfair taxation.
♦ When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case Heaven is like the IRS.
♦ The best things in life are free – plus tax, of course. Read more