♦ America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer.
♦ It’s hard to believe America was founded to avoid high taxation.
♦ Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole.
♦ The fourth of July, 1776 – that’s when we declared our freedom from unfair British taxation. Then, in 1777, we started our own system of unfair taxation.
♦ When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case Heaven is like the IRS.
♦ The best things in life are free – plus tax, of course.
♦ A taxpayer received a strongly worded “second notice” that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector’s office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice. “Oh,” confided the collector with a smile, “we don’t send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective.”
♦ If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street;
if you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat;
if you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat;
if you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.
—The Beatles, “Taxman”
Next: The Unknown Tax Comic – Part 11 (Yes, we skipped Part 10 – Oops!)
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