Santa Jokes And Fun Santa Tax Form

♦ What do cannibal tax accountants do at their Office Christmas Dinner? Toast their clients.

♦ What is Father Christmas’s tax status? Elf-employed.

♦ How does Santa’s tax accountant value his sleigh?
Net PRESENT Value.

♦ What’s the biggest overhead in Santa’s accounts?
Private ELF Insurance.

♦ Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK?
He can claim Gift Relief.

♦ Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank

♦ What brings you presents and scratches your furniture?
Santa Claws

♦ What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite

♦ How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad

♦ Knock Knock! Who is there? Murray! Murray Who?
Murray Christmas

♦ What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson

♦ Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is-Presley

♦ What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you!

♦ What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

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KAT Jennings- Tax Careers

People often ask me what areas of tax are promising for those early in their tax careers these days. There are many however we now see a distinct upswing in the public accounting firms hiring more individuals in the areas of real estate, partnerships, private equity investments, family offices and hedge funds. With the stock market rise of over 90% in the past ten years, the changes in tax law affecting the real estate area, companies investing in opportunity zones, hedge funds and family offices, there is considerable opportunity moving into these areas of tax specialty. The future looks bright for tax professionals with real estate, family office, private equity, hedge funds and partnerships.

For any tax professional with three to ten years of experience in any one of these areas, I highly recommend you connect with us so we can advise and counsel you on how to make the right moves in the tax profession for long term success. We know how you should sculpt your tax career to gain access to these top tax roles. A private discussion with me on your career paths will have a huge impact on your tax career.

Contact kat@taxconnections.com  for complimentary tax career consultation.

Interview Guide For Tax Professionals

With tax hiring season heading into high speed in September, we anticipate a great deal of activity from organizations who seek tax professionals for full-time, part-time and remote tax roles. Over the years, I have learned that September through December are the busiest hiring times in the tax profession.  There are many reasons for this but it is definitely the time where companies are highly competitive for talent in the tax profession.

This guide is intended to help tax professionals navigate the interview process. We see so many mistakes being made throughout the interview process we want to provide you the guidance you need throughout the process.

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welcometurkeymissyThanksgiving is the day we are reminded to set aside time for thanksgiving and praise for the tax professionals and tax organizations we have served this year.

1. We are grateful for the tax professionals who TaxConnections refers new tax business and tax opportunities. You are tax leaders on the front lines of business development innovation.

2. We are grateful for the tax professionals who trust our counsel regarding advancing tax firms and tax careers.

3. We are grateful for every client who has retained TaxConnections Executive Search Services Division us to conduct searches for their tax departments.

4. New Members Gift who join us by Sunday, November 25th receive one year free membership with one year annual membership.

Happy Thanksgiving,

Kat Jennings, CEO
TaxConnections
La Jolla, CA 92038 USA
858-999-0053

 

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