• What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? "First, YULE LOGon"!
• Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? So Santa can avoid Gift Taxes.
• Why is Santa always so jolly when he goes to the UK? He can claim Gift Relief.
• Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? Because Santa had said, "No L!
• How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?
• What kind of music to elves like best? Wrap- Music
• Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax consultant? The tax consultant makes more deductions.

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