The Unknown Tax Comic – Part 7

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♦ Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing.

♦ Income tax forms should be printed on Kleenex
because so many of us have to pay through the nose.

♦ Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?
A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.

♦ “Today the IRS gave some guidelines on how to avoid getting audited. Number one, don’t list deductions that will raise a red flag. Number two, make sure you file on time. Number three, don’t make any stupid anti-war speech at the Academy Awards.” – Jay Leno

♦ A penny saved is a government oversight.

♦ After one pays their income tax, one knows how a cow feels after she’s been milked.

♦ “Two years ago it was impossible to get through on the phone to the IRS. Now it’s just hard to get through. That’s progress.” – Charles Rossotti, former IRS Commissioner

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