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The Unknown Tax Comic – Part 16



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Some of the best tax jokes and tax humor in a series on TaxConnections Tax Blogs.

♦ Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?
A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.

♦ What’s the difference between death and taxes? Congress does not meet every year to make death worse.

♦ “A few years ago it was impossible to get through on the phone to the IRS. Now it is just hard to get through. That is what we call progress.” – Charles Rossotti, former IRS Commissioner

♦ An estate & trust lawyer was reading the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: “To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and two million dollars.” The lawyer continued, “To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and one million dollars.” The lawyer concluded, “And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will well you are wrong. “Hi, Dan!”

♦ And God said: “Let there be Satan, so people do not blame everything on me. And let there be tax lawyers, so people do not blame everything on Satan.” — George Burns

♦ “Ignore them and they’ll go away” is great advice for some of life’s annoyances. Unfortunately, it does not apply to taxes. – Martha C. White

♦ People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. Will Rogers (1879–1935)

We hope you have enjoyed these tax jokes 🙂

Next:  The Unknown Tax Comic – Part 17

 

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