♦ A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until income tax time.
♦ Public Accounting is the only profession where you have many engagements going on, yet no one is getting married! – Peter J. Scalise, Practice Leader, Federal Credits & Incentives, Prager Metis CPAs
♦ Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
♦ An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.”
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