♦ A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck in front of him. Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. As the policeman starting writing the ticket he noticed the box was full of nails and tacks.
“I had to swerve or I would have run over those and blown my tires!” protested the driver.
“Ok”, replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, “but I’m still bringing you in.”
“What for?!” retorted the man.
“Tacks evasion”, answered the policeman.
♦ He who gets his tax advice out of a Cracker Jack box doesn’t always get cracker jack advice. – Linda Dorfmont, EA
♦ The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. – Mark Twain
♦ I want to find out who this FICA guy is and how come he’s taking so much of my money. – Professional Hockey Player
♦ Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a “red flag”. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag! — Jay Leno