Fun humor for the holidays:)
♦ What do cannibal tax accountants do at their Office Christmas Dinner?
Toast their clients.
♦ What is Father Christmas’s tax status?
♦ How does Santa’s tax accountant value his sleigh?
Net PRESENT Value.
♦ What’s the biggest overhead in Santa’s accounts?
Private ELF Insurance.
If you’re like most taxpayers, you find yourself with an ominous stack of “homework” around TAX TIME! Pulling together the records for your tax appointment is never easy, but the effort usually pays off in the extra tax you save! When you arrive at your appointment fully prepared, you’ll have more time to:
• Consider every possible legal deduction;
• Evaluate which income reporting and deductions are best suited to your situation;
• Explore current law changes that affect your tax status;
• Talk about tax-planning alternatives that could reduce your future tax liability.
Choosing Your Best Alternatives