This series will run in April to add a little Humor to your busy Tax Season.
♦ Anyone who thinks the government is listening to their phone calls should try calling IRS for tax help!
♦ California levied the first jock tax in 1991, on athletes from Chicago, right after the Chicago Bulls beat the L.A. Lakers. (Chicago quickly responded in kind.) Today, most states with a professional sports team impose a jock tax. Jeanne Sahadi and Les Christie, CNN/Money 2-22-05
♦ An investor went to a tax expert and said: “If I give you $1,000, will you answer two questions?” The tax expert replied: “Certainly. And what is the other question?”
♦ Ode To Prosperity By Madeleine Begun Kane
The affluent prosper quite well,
As their savings continue to swell.
It is great to be rich.
Destitution’s a bitch.
You might say that it’s taxing as hell.
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