
1. Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank
2. What brings you presents and scratches your furniture?
Santa Claws
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite
4. How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
5. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky
6. Knock Knock! Who is there? Murray! Murray Who? Murray Christmas
7. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
8. Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is-Presley
9. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
Nice gnawing you!
10. What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
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