1. Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank
2. What brings you presents and scratches your furniture?
Santa Claws
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite
4. How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
5. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky
6. Knock Knock! Who is there? Murray! Murray Who? Murray Christmas
7. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
8. Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is-Presley
9. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
Nice gnawing you!
10. What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Kat Jennings, Founder of ET Search LLC offering retained tax search services and TaxConnections Inc., the leading tax professional branding platform. Through ET Search LLC, we provide: 1) Internationally recognized, retained executive tax search services for multinational corporations, public accounting firms, and law firms; and through TaxConnections: 2) Provide brand building services to expand the reach of tax professionals and their firms.
The tax candidates we introduce to clients are hidden and will never submit a resume through a resume portal tracking their activity. This leaves an underground population of tax candidates inaccessible to most companies who seek technically sophisticated tax executives for their open tax roles.
As a globally recognized consultant to multinational organizations, accounting firms, and law firms searching for tax expertise, Kat has been retained by public accounting firms, law firms, and corporations worldwide including Apple Computer, AC Neilson, Accenture, Agilent Technologies, Allergan, Alza, American Express, American Media, Aon, Baker & McKenzie, Barclays Bank, Bechtel, Cargill, Carl Zieuss Vision, Century Aluminum, Chevron, Clorox, Citigroup, Commercials Metals, Constellation Energy, Countrywide, Del Monte, Deloitte Touche, DFS, DLA Piper, E&J Gallo Winery, Electronic Arts, Ernst &Young, Fox Entertainment, Fremont Investments, General Electric, General Motors, Herbalife, Hewlett Packard, Hyatt, Intel, Jones Lang LaSalle, Kimco Realty, KLA Tencor, Koch Industries, KPMG, Levi Strauss, Liberty Mutual, LKQ, Loews, Logitech, Lucas Film, Maersk, McKesson, Nalco, Newell Rubbermaid, Nissan, Oracle, Orbitax, Pacific Gas & Electric, PwC, QAD, SAIC, SanDisk, Sanmina, Sempra Energy, SONY, Synopsys, Ticketmaster, Trimble Navigation, Toyota, Univar, Wells Fargo, Vertex, Yahoo, Xilinx, and many more not listed here.
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