♦ “65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.” (Jay Leno)

♦ When does a person decide to become a tax accountant?
When he realizes that he doesn’t have the charisma to become an undertaker.

♦ Why did the tax accountant cross the road?
To bore the people on the other side.

♦ What does a tax accountant use for birth control?
His personality.♦ How can you tell when a tax accountant is extroverted?
He looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.

♦ What do you call a tax accountant seen talking to someone?
Popular.

♦ What do tax accountant’s do for fun?
Add up the telephone book.

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