♦ Nobody likes taxes, but they’ve been around forever. Taxes date back all the way back to the year one, when baby Jesus was visited by two wise men and an IRS agent, who demanded half the family’s frankincense.”

♦ What do cannibal tax accountants do at their Office Christmas Dinner?
Toast their clients.

♦ What is Father Christmas’s tax status?
Elf-employed.

♦ How does Santa’s tax accountant value his sleigh?
Net PRESENT Value.

♦ What’s the biggest overhead in Santa’s accounts?
Private ELF Insurance.

♦ Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK?
He can claim Gift Relief.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next:  The Unknown Tax Comic – Part 13